Standard (EADGBE)
Slowest romance in rock 'n roll
The sound of hipsters growin' old
We cuddle before we fuck
Discouraged but we're not givin' up
I take a look at what might be
A million girls lookin' at me
They want the doctor but can't be the nurse
Leavin' like a kissing booth in reverse
I'm boring and you're puttin' on weight
We'll peak when we are 28
A year for me and five in your past
But I feel it comin' on fast
I'm glad we made it out alive
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Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh
I've an ex that's for sure
I gave my youth to her
I started late but so whut!
Number of lovers is not how I judge
Promise not to talk to much
You made me promise we'll keep goin' dutch
I only see you once a week
But it's better than now or a kiss on the cheek
So take me as I am
I'm too tired to pretend
And I'll take you as you are
'cause I'm dyin' to know just how far......
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