Standard (EADGBE)

I may not be a movie star

I may not drive a shiny car

I may not be surrounded by celebrities or royalty

I may not be the Prince of Wales

Or the King of Siam

In fact I don't remember just exactly who I am

Chorus

 'Cos I got hit in the head by a brick

 and I can't remember one damn thing

 Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember anything

I might have been some principal

A white-collar criminal

I might have been the guy who leaked the Lewinsky story to the evening news

Or sold military secrets to China or even armed Iraq

Or take pictures of Lady Di

But don't expect me to testify

Chorus

Bridge

 I got hit in the head by a brick and I can't remember one damn thing

 I might have been a funny singer but

now I can't tell jokes and I can't sing

 and maybe the bridge for this song was once a little bit lower

maybe just a little bit funnier

maybe just a bit more clever

but don't expect me to remember

We might have had a one night stand

I might have even said "I love you"

I might have even promised you a mountain or the evening sky

I might have said "your hair style sucks"

I might have borrowed twenty bucks

We might have almost had it all

but don't expect me to call

Chorus

 [Hit in the head by a brick

 and I can't remember one damn thing

 Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember one damn thing] x2