Standard (EADGBE)

 You need help at all like me, I saw you listening from the hallway

 But I was too scared to say... anything.

 I'll be your pirate if you'll be the loot,

 I'll jump out a plane if you'll be my parachute.

 You better catch me or I'll kill you.

 Please don't think I'm dumb, Don't think I'm corny

 I don't know how to say this 'cause I've never had to

 Now I want to... You don't want to be like I do

 You don't want to be like I do, I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you...