Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 When the earth was still flat

 And the clouds made of fire

 And mountains stretched up to the sky

Sometimes higher

Folks roamed the earth like big rolling kegs

 They had two sets of arms, they had two sets of legs

 They had two faces peering out of one giant head

 So they could watch all around them

As they talked while they read

 And they never knew nothing of love

 It was before the origin of love

 The origin of love

 And there were three sexes then, one of them looked like two men glued up back to back

 Called the children of the sun

 And similar in shape and girth were the children of the earth

 They looked like two girls rolled up in one

 And the children of the moon

 Were like a fork stuck on a spoon

 They were part sun part earth

 Part daughter part son

 The origin of love

 Now the gods grew quite scared

 Of our strength and defiance

 And Thor said, "I'm gonna kill 'em all with my hammer

 Like I killed the giants."

 And Zeus said, "No, you'd better let me

 Use my lightning like scissors

 Like I cut the legs off the whales, dinosaurs and the lizards

 Then he grabbed up some bolts

 And he let out a laugh

 Said, "I'll split them right dowm the middle

 Gonna cut 'em right up in half."

 And the storm clouds gathered above

 Into great balls of fire

 And then fire shot down from the sky in bolts

 Like shining blades of a knife

 And it ripped right through the flesh

 Of the children of the sun and the moon and the earth

 And some indian god sewed the wound up to a hole

 Pulled it around to our belly to remind us the price we paid

 And Osiris and the gods of the nile

 Gathered up a big storm

 To blow a hurricane

 To scatter us away

 In a flood of wind and rain

 And a sea of tidal waves

 To wash us all away

 And if we don't behave

 They'll cut us down again

 And we'll be hopping 'round on one foot

and looking through one eye

Last time I saw you

 We'd just split in two

 You were looking at me

 I was looking at you

 And you had a way so familiar

 I could not recognize

 Cuz you had blood on your face

 I had blood in my eyes

 But I swear by your expression

 That the pain down in your soul

 Was the same as the one down in mine

 That's the pain

 That cuts a straight line down through the heart

 We call it love

 We wrapped our arms 'round each other

 Tried to shove ourselves back together

 We were making love making love

 It was a cold dark evening such a long time ago

 When by the mighty hand of Jove

 It was a sad story how we became lonely two-legged creatures

 The story of the origin of love

 That's the origin of love