Standard (EADGBE)
It started on the real world, a hot tub full of hot girls
Grindin' every frat boy and freak
Line up all the idols, who paint on phony smiles
Tryin' to ride the fast track for free
Who's the biggest loser? I'll bust the biggest boozer
Bigger ratings for MTV
All the sole survivors still stranded on the island
Lying through their teeth for money
So everybody dance and everybody sing,
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it,Cha-ching
When you take off all your clothes, when you strike a playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it, Cha-ching