Standard (EADGBE)

It started on the real world, a hot tub full of hot girls

 Grindin' every frat boy and freak

 Line up all the idols, who paint on phony smiles

 Tryin' to ride the fast track for free

 Who's the biggest loser? I'll bust the biggest boozer

 Bigger ratings for MTV

 All the sole survivors still stranded on the island

 Lying through their teeth for money

 So everybody dance and everybody sing,

 If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

 Yeah we can swing it,Cha-ching

 When you take off all your clothes, when you strike a playboy pose

 If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

 Then you gotta bring it, Cha-ching