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Einstein was not a handsome fellow

Nobody ever called him Al

 He had a long moustache to pull on, it was yellow

 I don't believe he ever had a girl

One thing he missed out in his theory

 Of time and space and relativity

 Is something that makes it very clear

He was never gonna score like you and me

He didn't know about

Quark, Strangeness and Charm

Quark, Strangeness and Charm

Quark, Strangeness and Charm

I had a dangerous liaison

 To have been found out would've been a disgrace

We had to rendezvous some days on

 the corner of an undiscovered place

We got sick of chat chat chatter

 And the look upon everybody's face

 But all that doesn't not anti-matter now

 We've found ourselves a black hole out in space

And we're talking about

Quark, Strangeness and Charm

Quark, Strangeness and Charm

Quark, Strangeness and Charm

 Copernicus had those Renaissance ladies

Crazy about his telescope

 And Galileo had a name that made his

Reputation higher than his hopes

 Did none of those astronomers discover

 While they were staring out into the dark

 That what a lady looks for in her lover

 Is Charm, Strangeness and Quark

And we're talking about

Quark, Strangeness and Charm

Quark, Strangeness and Charm

Quark, Strangeness and Charm