Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Sharks follow my trail, and it won't be long

They've fallen for the oldest trick in the book

 It never goes wrong oh oh

Mask and snorkel and a bottle of ketchup

 Oh those desperate old shark fins start to circle me in anger

Chorus

 Oh be clever not beautiful, oh be clever not beautiful

 If your goal is plain survival well then be clever not beautiful

Verse 2

Poets lock up your words, your tongues are all tied

But let it read in every history book

 That the poets all tried to

Lull us with lilting, songs of a struggle

 To mountain up an ocean that we were something more than animals

Chorus

 Be clever not beautiful, be clever not beautiful

 If your goal is plain survival well then be clever not beautiful

Bridge

 Not like your face, as you roam in the garden

 Not as the earthworms gather beneath your feet

 You give it all away for free

 As we sun our winter bellies in your spring

Instrumental

Chorus

 Ooh be clever not beautiful, be clever not beautiful

 If your goal is plain survival well then be clever not beautiful

 Oh be clever not beautiful oh be clever not beautiful

 If your goal is plain survival well then be clever

Not beautiful

 Be clever not beautiful