Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

x 2

 It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere

Sitting beside me was a man with no hair

 >From the look on his face to the size of his toes

 He comes from a place that nobody knows

Chorus

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating,

Letting this big- toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating

If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

 I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee

 He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie

 He's been talking to Mars, but I think he's wacky

 He says they'll come get him, come get him some day

Verse 2

He says that where he's from is called Albertane

There they use more than 10% of the brain

 But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave

 They run around in underwear and they never shave

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

(Spoken Freely)

This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird

Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird

For the love of Pete come in!

This is Baby Bird...sorry I was watching Court TV

Do you copy? Do you copy?

Of course we copy...24 hours a day...in color

Solo

 You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest

 The man sitting by me who was barely dressed

 Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane

 And left me at the bus stop just barely sane

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating

If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

 I've been sitting here too long thinkin' about Milwaukee

 I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie

 I've been talking to Mars, You might think that I'm wacky

 I know they'll come get me, come get me someday

I know they'll come get me and take me away

I know they'll come get me, come get me someday

If not tomorrow then maybe today...