Standard (EADGBE)

 There's no man alive that's what I need

 So give me a man that I can breathe

 There's no man alive that has what I want

 So give me a man that I can haunt

 Give me a static-free cellular line

 So I can call him all of the time

 Give me a shimmering astral cord

 So I can be there when he's with his whore

I feel it come again

 The feeling that I love

 And that I know will end

(And when the ride comes to an end, just get up, dust off, and do it again)

I feel it come again

 The feeling that I love

 And that I know will end

 There's no man alive that I can't deceive

 So give me a man who's crueller than me

 There's no man alive that I can't destroy

 So give me a man who'll be first to deploy

 Give me a static-free cellular line

 So I can connect to him all of the time

 Give me a sparkling astral cord

 So I can be there when he is no more