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I'll keep my freedom

 I'll keep my guns

 Try to keep my money

 And my religion too

Try to keep on workin'

 Try to keep on smilin'

 I will keep my Christian name

 And y'all can keep the change

 I'll keep my heroes

 Pictures on the wall

 I'll keep my family safe

 You bluff when I call

I'm gonna keep my big V8

Keep my friends the same

 Keep the government outta my business

 And y'all can keep the change

This country's sure as hell been goin' down the drain

 We know what we need

We know who to blame

 United Socialist States of America

 How do you like that name?

 I'll keep the USA and y'all can keep the change

 So FOX and friends

Wanna put me down

 Ask for my opinion

 Then twist it all around

 Supposed to be talkin' about my father's new CD

 Well two can play that "Gotcha Game" just wait and see

 Don't tread on me

 This country's sure as hell been goin' down the drain

 We know what we need

We know who to blame

 United Socialist States of America

 Don't ya just love that name?

 I'll keep the USA and y'all can keep the change

 I'll keep the USA and y'all can keep the change

Yeah, you can keep FOX and friends and ESPN outta your homes too

Cause Bocephus and all his rowdy friends and his song is outta there!

Yessir!