Standard (EADGBE)

Well I was rollin' by myself went down to Memphis, Tennessee

And I was lookin' for a guy who had a mullet and no teeth

 And I was trippin' on some acid a Latino gave to me

 Hey I was smokin' morphine 'til it knocked me off my feet

Then I scored some H from my old Uncle Pete

 Now I'm startin' to feel like I might've OD'd.

 On an overdose of drugs overdose of sin

I'm gonna live it to the fullest like I'm on ten

 And I love gettin' high hate bein' low

 And I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road

 And I'm workin' real hard tryin' to get paid

 Cause I'm a Crazed Country Rebel and I’m driftin’ state to state.

Somehow I made it up to Texas with a carload full of grass

And I'm seeing all these pigs who wanna bust my ass

 And I'm always livin' hard always smokin' weed

 Now I'm hangin' out in Texas drinkin' mushroom tea

 And I'm fucked up on the floor think I know why

 Must've been some of that Boone County moonshine.

 And an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin

I'm gonna live it to the fullest like I'm on ten

 And I love gettin' high hate bein' low

 And I'm always about stayin' on this road

 And I'm workin' real hard tryin' to get paid

 Cause I'm a Crazed Country Rebel and I'm driftin' state to state.

I had to get up off the floor tried to get myself in line

Cause the ceiling's talkin' to me and the pisser's flushin' fire

 That's why they call me Full Throttle I like a good time

 It all started at a bar with a friend of mine

Well she had to hook me up he said he'd blow my mind

 I've been up for four days so cut me out another line.

 Of an overdose of drugs overdose of sin

I'm gonna live it to the fullest like I'm on ten

 I love bein' high hate bein' low

 And I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road

 And I'm workin' real hard tryin’ to get paid

 Cause I'm a Crazed Country Rebel and I'm driftin' state to state.