Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

I know there's never been a man in the awful shape I'm in

 I can't even spell my name my heads in such a spin

Today I tried to eat a steak with a big old table spoon

 You got me chasin rabbits walkin on my hands and howlin at the moon

 Well Sug I took one look at you and it almost drove me mad

 And then I even went and lost what little sense I had

Now I can't tell the day from night I'm crazy as a loon

 You got me chasin rabbits pullin out my hair and howlin at the moon

Break

 Some friends of mine asked me to go out on a huntin spree

 Cause there ain't a hounddog in this state that can hold a light to me

 I ate three bones for dinner today I tried to tree a coon

 You got me chasin rabbits cratchin fleas and howlin at the moon

(Repeat Break)

 I rode my horse to town today and a gas pump we did pass

 I pulled him up and I hollered whoa and I said fill him up with gas

 The man picked up a monkey wrench and wham he changed my tune

 You got me chasin rabbitts spittin out teeth and howlin at the moon

 I never thought in this old world a fool could fall so hard

 But honey baby when I fell the whole world must have jarred

I think I'd quit my doggish ways if I'd take me for your goom

 You got me chasin rabbitts pickin out rings and howlin at the moon