Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

  Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers

  And they sure don't look like cowboy boots

  And that ain't rock and roll your playin

  And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues

Bridge

  Your singing a song about making love to your drummer

  Well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on

  And we don't all get in to donna summers

  Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs!

Chorus

Cause you see I'm a di... .... nosaur

  I should have died out a long.. time.. before

  Have Pitty on a di.. .... nosaur

  Hand me my hat excuse me maam, but where's the door!

Verse 2

  Used to be I had a lot of fun in the old hangout

  We'd get stoned at the jukebox to stay out of fights

  Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back!

  And a little old Jim Beam and we'd get right.

Bridge

  And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy

  And this disco's very strange to my ears

  Look's like they turned the longhorn into a spaceship

  And I'll be leaving just a soon as I finish this beer

to chorus:

ending:

  Give us our hats

  Excuse me maam

  Where's the door!

the end