This Machine Pwns N00bs Chords

Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

A comment.

Intro

C

Verse 1

 Well CI don't want to F7Mbe a big Cstar

 And I've Cnever really Famj7been a fan of folks who just want Cto go far

 But I Gdo like to play on this F7Mguitar

 And Gwrite these stupid songs in rental F7Mcars

Verse 2

 Now I'm Cheadin' to F7MLos CAngeles

 And I can't stop though I Greally gotta Cpiss

 'Cause I'm late for the show gotta F7Mgo, gotta Cgo

 Put the pedal top the metal and I'm Gburnin' up the Croad

Pre-chorus 1

 And I Gget there with five minutes to F7Mspare

 And the Gpeople there don't seem to F7Mcare

 And I Cstrap on my guitar and get F7Mready to cut Gloose

 I Chope these F7Mpeople think that this machine pwns Gn00bs

Chorus

 I't like a Chedgehog with a F7Mflat can

 And a Cstar for F7MMario

 Or the Cbig dot in F7MPac-Man

 Or the CKonami F7Mcode

And it makes me feel invincible

When I'm up there on that stage

 The Cfinal boss has been destroyed

Long-distance or close-range

 It's like a Gsuper sniping shotgun

And it's body armor too

And I hope everyone agrees

 That F7Mthis machine pwns Gn00bs

Verse 3

 I just Cfinished my show in F7MPhoenix CA Z

 God damnit if I didn't Glose my Ckeys

 And the Nerd Fighters there all wanna F7Mhang Cout

 And go to Yogurt Land and GIn-N-COut

Pre-chorus 2

GBut we have to wait there on the sideF7Mwalk

GEating pizza with First F7MOfficer Spock

 And Cnow that they've F7Mbeen introGduced

 I Chope they agree that F7Mthis machine pwns Gn00bs

Chorus

 I't like a Chedgehog with a F7Mflat can

 And a Cstar for F7MMario

 Or the Cbig dot in F7MPac-Man

 Or the CKonami F7Mcode

And it makes me feel invincible

When I'm up there on that stage

 The Clevel boss has been destroyed

Long-distance or close-range

 It's like a Gsuper sniping shotgun

And it's body armor too

And I hope everyone agrees

 That F7Mthis machine pwns Gn00bs___F7M________C

-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.