Standard (EADGBE)

 THE UNIVERSE IS WEIRD

I'm kinda freaking out

 What the heck is this all about

 Infinite unbounded sets

 ( sus4)

and hadronizing gluon jets

 We'll never understand

 ( sus)

Half of what we have at hand

 At least that's what I fear

Bridge

Strum: UDUDUD

 Cuz the universe is weird

(Muted Strumming)

An electron has a strong charge, as strong as a proton

And a tiny mass but not nonexistant like the photon

You might want to take a seat now, cause this might blow your mind

It has mass and charge, yes, but not, apparently, a size

There's a lot of stuff all around you right now

Your chair your friend your planet and your sister's neighbor's cow

Mundane mass and energy is all we know and undestand

(Rest)

but it's only 4% of what the universe has at hand

cuz-

 THE UNIVERSE IS WEIRD

I'm kinda freaking out

 What the heck is this all about

 Infinite unbounded sets

 ( sus)

and hadronizing gluon jets

 We'll never understand

 ( sus4)

Half of what we have at hand

 At least that's what I fear

Bridge

Strum: UDUDUD

 Cuz the universe is weird

(Muted Strumming)

I was driving in a van with my brother and I said

John, hey, guess what, like, dude, NO EDGE!

Because the universe does not exist in any way we can conceive it

No center, no edge, no none of that, whether or not you can believe it

and Once upon a time, in a gassy liquid stew

A molecule was like "hey, I turned me into you"

This may be the biggest mystery of all the ones in which we dwell

(Rest)

How the universe created a tool with which to know itself

cuz-

 THE UNIVERSE IS WEIRD

I'm kinda freaking out

 What the heck is this all about

 Infinite unbounded sets

 ( sus)

and hadronizing gluon jets

 We'll never understand

 ( sus4)

Half of what we have at hand

 At least that's what I fear

Bridge

Strum: UDUDUD

 Cuz the universe is weird

 Oh yeah Oh it’s so weird

It’s so frickin weird

 Oh yeah the universe is weird

 The universe is weird

 ( sus)

Oh why on Earth is the Earth so weird

 And the universe

 ( sus)

Oh why in the universe is the universe so weird

 It’s kinda freaking me out

 I don’t know if you noticed but it’s freaking freaking me out

it’s so weird

 It’s so weird