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Intro

 I'm sitting in the minivan, it's about 1 am

 I can't believe I'm hanging out with Margo Roth Spiegelman

 She hands me a grocery list, and I say: 'what is this?'

 She gives me a hundred dollars and says: that should cover it

3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately

 a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet

 a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water

 a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeee

She told me about the Vaseline, very specifically

there's a baby size, a mommy size and a big fat daddy

the daddy is the one I need, I don't know why I need it

 but you don't argue with Margo Roth Spiegelman, I agree

3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately

 a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet

 a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water

 a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeeeee

I walk up to the door of the grocery store

 preparing myself for all the weird looks that I'm in for

 I mean, what do you do when the cashier looks at you

 and you got those assorted items sitting there in front of you

3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately

 a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet

 a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water

 a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeee