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I made a video

 About ten months ago

 I thought that I would show you something beautiful

I showed a picture

With an intimate nature

 But I didn't realize

 Till a hundred thousand views later

 That I don't know where we'd be

Where would the vlogbrothers be?

 Without people who love giraffes

 Who love giraffes

 Oh love is a beautiful thing

 Oh tortoises and elephants and rhinos and onion rings

 And cats, and dogs, and mice and whales

 And even people too

You didn't think that I was gonna show porn, did you?

 But where would we be?

Where would YouTube be?

 Without people who love giraffes

 Who love giraffes

 Yeah, love can be pretty screwed up

 Like that homosexual necrophiliac duck

And this dachshund

 That's getting it on with a cat

 And bunnies doing it with chickens

 Well, I don't know that I'm down with that

 But where would we be?

Where would America be?

 Without people who love giraffes

 Who love giraffes

And who knows

 There may even be those

 Who love ducks who love bucks who love does

 Oh where would we be?

Where would we be?

 Without people who love giraffes who love giraffes x2