Standard (EADGBE)

I wake up in my race-car bed

tame the puff that's on my head

my feet are cold as they hit the floor

I don't think I'm home anymore

John shouts, "Hank, I don't mean to scare ya,

but I think we woke up in Nerdfighteria.

settle down now, clear the area,

then look out the window."

'cause I don't know what it is that I can see.

this place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D.

there's no place that I'd rather be

than living here with my nerdy friends

making videos happily

on Nerdfighteria Island

dressing up like I did in high school,

taking sexy photographs,

talking of women who like men

and giraffes who like giraffes

let's go down to Nerdfighteria City

where the roads are paved with Peeps

and everyone is so witty

and there are no perverted creeps

'cause I don't know what it is that I can see.

this place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D.

there's nothing that I'd rather eat

than foods that perfectly blend

god I love smoothies made of meat

on Nerdfighteria Island

there's certain rules you should obey,

 like don't ever FTBA,

and now I come to think of it,

let's take the worldsuck down a bit.

we don't care one iota

about Winner, South Dakota,

now we've got our awesome island,

with awesome seas and awesome awesome.

'cause I don't know what it is that I can see.

this place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D.

there's no place that I'd rather be

than living here with my nerdy friends

making videos happily

on Nerdfighteria Island

on Nerdfighteria Island

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