Mules Are So Half Ass Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Strum the C chord a few times 'til you get the rythm.

Verse 1

 The mink lost her F7Mfurry scarf, she Gsaid it was Cstolen,

 The shoe salesman F7Mwanted to help, 'cause Ghe had so much Csole,

 But F7Mthen his whole left Gside fell off, but Che's all right now,

 The F7Mpregnant heifer Gsaw it happen, Cyeah, she had a Gcow,

Chorus

 And the CC O F7M2 delivery Gguy always gives me Cgas,

 And I really hate F7Mmules Gbecause they're so half-Cass,

 Yeah, I really hate F7Mmules Gbecause they're so half-Cass.

Verse 2

 The bike can't stand up F7Mby itself, it Gsays it's two-Ctired,

 The human cannonF7Mball was late for Gwork and he got Cfired,

 And F7Mif your pants are Gtoo big you'll get Cexposed in the end,

 And F7Mif you crash your Gfancy car you'll Csee how a mercedez Gbends,

Chorus

 And the CC O F7M2 delivery Gguy always gives me Cgas,

 And I really hate F7Mmules Gbecause they're so half-Cass,

 Yeah, I really hate F7Mmules Gbecause they're so half-Cass.

Verse 3

 I forgot how to throw a F7Mboomerang, but Gthen it came back to Cme,

 It's just like riding a F7Mbike, or Gplaying with your Cwii,

 If F7Myou don't pay your Gexcorcist, Cyou'll get repossessed,

 The F7Mpirate shot himGself so he could Chave that dead man's Gchest,

Chorus

 And the CC O F7M2 delivery Gguy always gives me Cgas,

 And I really hate F7Mmules Gbecause they're so half-Cass,

 Yeah, I really hate F7Mmules Gbecause they're so half-Cass,

 Yeah, I really hate F7Mmules Gbecause they're so half-Cass,

 Yeah, I really hate F7Mmules Gbecause they're so half-Cass.

-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.