Standard (EADGBE)

 My eyes snap open it's two o' clock

 I rip off my shirt my pants my socks,

something's wrong but I don't know what

But then I finally realize

 There's sweat trickling down my thighs

 and a fire between the matress and my butt

 It's too HOOOOT

 it's to hot in here

 I'm gonna fall off of my chair

 If I have another ice cold beer

 I forgooooot

 how much it sucks to sweat in bed

 And I don't want to drink your Iced Tea

 I wanna take a bath in it instead

 It's too hot.

layin' on the floor with my clothes off

 Silk boxer shorts and a wash cloth

 Are the only things I'll let touch my skin today

Sprayin' myself with an upside down air can

Makin' out with the window fan

Hopin' the mail man doesn't look in today

 It's too HOOOOOT

 It's too hot in this town

 My will to live is melting

 and that's what's got me down

 It's too Hoooot

 This whole state is on fire

 I'm an endothermic organism

 and that's why I perspire

when it's too Hot

 The United Nations

 Says eleven thousand

People die of hotness each year

 But the burning sun

 it wants eleven thousand and one

 But it's not gonna get me y'hear

Sweating in my basement all alone

 watching hotness prevails by the wine cone

 Sympathizing with my favorite youtube star

How could anyone be so deranged

 To not believe in climate change.

When it's 102 in Montana in the Dark

 It's too HOOOOOT

 I'm Doing a funny dance

 Cause went and got some ice cubes

 and I put them in my pants

 It's to HOOOOOOT

 It's too hot in here

 I'm probably gonna' pass out

 but please pass me my beer

 It's too hot.

X2

Spraying myself with an upsidedown air can

Makin' love with that window fan