Standard (EADGBE)
My eyes snap open it's two o' clock
I rip off my shirt my pants my socks,
something's wrong but I don't know what
But then I finally realize
There's sweat trickling down my thighs
and a fire between the matress and my butt
It's too HOOOOT
it's to hot in here
I'm gonna fall off of my chair
If I have another ice cold beer
I forgooooot
how much it sucks to sweat in bed
And I don't want to drink your Iced Tea
I wanna take a bath in it instead
It's too hot.
layin' on the floor with my clothes off
Silk boxer shorts and a wash cloth
Are the only things I'll let touch my skin today
Sprayin' myself with an upside down air can
Makin' out with the window fan
Hopin' the mail man doesn't look in today
It's too HOOOOOT
It's too hot in this town
My will to live is melting
and that's what's got me down
It's too Hoooot
This whole state is on fire
I'm an endothermic organism
and that's why I perspire
when it's too Hot
The United Nations
Says eleven thousand
People die of hotness each year
But the burning sun
it wants eleven thousand and one
But it's not gonna get me y'hear
Sweating in my basement all alone
watching hotness prevails by the wine cone
Sympathizing with my favorite youtube star
How could anyone be so deranged
To not believe in climate change.
When it's 102 in Montana in the Dark
It's too HOOOOOT
I'm Doing a funny dance
Cause went and got some ice cubes
and I put them in my pants
It's to HOOOOOOT
It's too hot in here
I'm probably gonna' pass out
but please pass me my beer
It's too hot.
X2
Spraying myself with an upsidedown air can
Makin' love with that window fan