Standard (EADGBE)

  :XX3211 (or you could do the barre version if you want)

Intro

(-sidenote- The intro is the exact same chord progression as all the verses.

If you get the intro down then you know almost the entire song.)

Verse 1

 Oh hello Evil Lady

at the grocery store

 it seems that you don't know

 what the express lane's for

 It says twelve items or less

 But you're exempt from that I guess

 And you started an arguement about coupons

Verse 2

 Oh, don't make me kill you

over twenty five cents

 I'll give you a freakin quarter

 if it makes that much difference

 And you just remembered something you forgot to get

 Your husband'll be right back with it

OK... that's it,

 I'm gonna kill you

Chorus 1

 Yeah I'm gonna kill you

 and possibly your whole family too

All I want is some courtesy

 some kindness and maybe an apology

 If you don't get out of my grocery line

 I'll do scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine

 I'm usually a very peaceful person

 but I'm gonna kill you

Verse 3

 I just wrote a note to a guy down the street

 who recently invested in a giant SUV

 it said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war

 so you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store

 You'd better trade it in, or I'm gonna kill you"

Chorus 2

 Yeah I'm gonna kill you

 with a car bomb in your H2

 I don't think it'd be too much to ask

 for you to be a bit less of an ass

 I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit

 If you don't, you're gonna regret it

 I'm usually a very peaceful person,

 but I'm gonna kill you

Verse 4

 It's 3:00 AM and my neighbor upstairs

 is actually worse than my worst nightmares

 He had some friends over

 for some late-night Red Rover

And now...yeah...they're practicing tap dance

Chorus 3

 Yeah I'm gonna kill you

 and all your loud-ass friends too

 I don't think it'd be too much to ask

 for you to be a bit less of an ass

 If I don't get some peace and quiet

 I'll put you on a strychnine diet

 I'm usually a very peaceful person

 but I'm gonna kill you.

Outro

(Repeat the chord progression in the Chorus section and end on Am.)

(Repeat the chord progression from the verse)

-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.