Standard (EADGBE)
Id like to do some calculations
In the hopes that Ill come to some realizations.
My mind is not what it used to be,
That certainly isnt news to me,
But I want to know how my life was spent
Now that I know that Im near the end.
So I add, subtract, multiply, and divide
To try and figure out what I did with my life.
I spent twenty-seven years in my bed,
And theres not much that I wouldve preferred to do instead.
I spent two years chewing, and six months wooing,
And, Im sure youre curious, almost three years pooing.
I spent twenty-five years working for a guy,
That I wanted to kill when I didnt want to die,
But I spent fifty-seven years loving you my friend,
So I guess it all makes sense at the end.
I spent nearly a full year masturbating,
Second only to the year we spent copulating.
I know youre not a fan of this vulgarity,
But completeness is important for full clarity.
I spent more than seven years watching television,
And how could I not regret that decision,
But I dont think that Ill ever know how much time,
I did or didnt spend lookin into your eyes.
I spent twenty-seven years in my bed,
And theres not much that I wouldve preferred to do instead.
I spent two years chewing, and six months wooing,
And, Im sure youre curious, almost three years pooing.
I spent twenty-five years working for a guy,
That I wanted to kill when I didnt want to die,
But I spent fifty-seven years loving you my friend,
So I guess it all makes sense at the end.
Ive never known any way but numbers and sums
To understand what we are and what we have become,
But like numbers are perfect, thats how this has been for me,
And I hope that I still give you everything you need.
Eighty years alive and four eating food.
Five reading books and fifty-seven with you.
Two eyes, one nose, one smile, one life.
It somehow isnt ever quite enough time.
I spent twenty-seven years in my bed,
And theres not much that I wouldve preferred to do instead.
I spent two years chewing, and six months wooing,
And, Im sure youre curious, almost three years pooing.
I spent twenty-five years working for a guy,
That I wanted to kill when I didnt want to die,
But I spent fifty-seven years loving you my friend,
So I guess it all makes sense at the end.
Oh, I guess it all makes sense at the end.
Yeah, I guess it all makes sense at the end.