Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

2x's

(sometimes he plays the song without the intro and goes straight into the

verse.)

Verse 1

 The first time I saw you was the day that I hit puberty,

 You played a beautiful girl, shunned by society,

 It wasn't your fault, you just smoked one laced doobie,

 That after-school special made me wanna to never do PCP.

Chorus

 Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt,

 You make my heart do acrobatic stunts,

 You stand and face the brunt of the twister of my burning want,

 Helen Hunt, you know I'm "Mad About You".

Verse 2

 I saw you naked in "The Waterdance",

 It was "As Good As It Gets" in my pants,

 And for that I really want to thank you,

 Your husband's name was Hank, right?, well my name is Hank too.

Chorus

 Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt,

 You make my heart do acrobatic stunts,

 You stand and face the brunt of the twister of my burning want,

 Helen Hunt, you know I'm "Mad About You".

Verse 3

 Once an ex-best friend of mine said he couldn't see,

 How an old and ugly actress could mean so much to me.

 Well a minute later looking down at him bleeding in the snow,

 I asked him who was Best Comedy Actress four years in a row.

Chorus

 Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt,

 You make my heart do acrobatic stunts,

 You stand and face the brunt of the twister of my burning want,

 Helen Hunt, you know I'm "Mad About You".

 Helen Hunt, you know I'm "Mad About You".

-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.