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 I just made a discovery that may change my life

 While I was clicking through this new-fangled facebook site

It's a place where I can live the life I've always dreamed

 without really ever doing anything

 which is good because I don't like doing things

 Now my life isn't so important to me

 since there's another place I'd much rather be

down on the farm where the sky is always blue

 and we never kill the pigs and the cows never poo

 and everything's adorable and I know everyone

 and we can plant anything under this never-setting sun

 oh it hasn't gotten old

 and I hope it never will

 let me introduce you to my new home.

Farmville

I drag my ragged ass to work, yeah I can barely lift my feet

I'm operating on about four hours' sleep

I was up all night growing food to feed the world

just me and an army of girls

friendless twelve year-old girls

The boss throws me a pile of work without so much as a hello

and suddenly I know exactly where I wanna go

down on the farm where the sky is always blue

 and we never kill the pigs and the cows never poo

 and everything's adorable and I know everyone

 and we can plant anything under this never-setting sun

 oh it hasn't gotten old

 and I hope it never will

 let me introduce you to my new home.

Farmville

In the last few months I've become a millionaire

This is so much more exciting than playing solitaire

I've got an oddly-shaped house, that I couldn't fit inside

And animals that will never die

no matter how much I neglect them they're alive

It might not be real life, but I don't really mind

There's no other place where I'd prefer to spend my time than

down on the farm where the sky is always blue

 and we never kill the pigs and the cows never poo

 and everything's adorable and I know everyone

 and we can plant anything under this never-setting sun

 oh it hasn't gotten old

 and I hope it never will

 let me introduce you to my new home.

Farmville

DFTBA!