Crime Dramas Suck Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C G C G C

Verse 1

 There's a Cplace where you don't wGanna be

 Where pCeople die cGonstantly

 And they nCever die in nGormal ways

 It's prepCosterous but sGtill cliche

Bridge 1

 When your Cdrug dealer's aunt kills your mGom in a duel

 By choCpping off her head with a sCcythe in a pool

 Well theDy're not saying it makes sense

 They're Ejust interpreting the evidence

Chorus

 This is the pClot to every telGevision crime show

C From CSI to Columbo Cand I think you know what's in stGore

 The Cguy we met in the fGirst fifteen minutes

C Will come back because Cyou know he did it

CI don't think they're trying anyGmore

 And I'm getting bCored

Verse 2

CThere was semen all over Gthe crime scene

 So they useC the super-fancy semen Gtesting machine

 And the CDNA database gGets a hit

 But it lCooks like he might still Gget away with it

Bridge 2

 But the fCinal piece of evGidence

CTotally stumps the bCad guy's defense

 And Dhe breaks down in front of everyone

 And Etells them exactly how it was done

Chorus

 This is the pClot to every telGevision crime show

C From CSI to Columbo Cand I think you know what's in stGore

 The Cguy we met in the fGirst fifteen minutes

C Will come back because Cyou know he did it

CI don't think they're trying anyGmore

 And I'm getting bCored

Interlude

C

Verse 3

 By the mCiddle of theG first season

CMurder is eclipsed by seGxual tension

 And I guCess that probably happGens a lot

 Since crCime-solving people are alwGays so hot

Bridge 3

 But then a Cserial killer kiGdnaps the girl

 And they prComise to save her if it coCsts them the world

 And they fiDnd her two seconds before she dies

 And they huEg and they laugh and they screw and they cry

Chorus

 This is the pClot to every telGevision crime show

C From CSI to Columbo Cand I think you know what's in stGore

 The Cguy we met in the fGirst fifteen minutes

C Will come back because Cyou know he did it

CI don't think they're trying anyGmore

 And I'm getting bCored

*End on C*

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