Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

down

DD up down

CC up up

GG down up

Also, the chords followed by ! (the only chords followed by that are a few C's)

they are staccatos.

Without further ado, enjoy "Book Eight" from So Jokes!

Intro

 I know I'm not the only one

Who wants to know more about Harry's sons

I really do think there's an unwritten story

And I think it's time to put fingers to keys

A lot of people want to know more

About Grindlewald and Dumbledore

I really do think they both batted lefty

And I think that there's probably a good story there

For Book Eight

 I want a book eight

I want a book eight

And I want JK Rowling to say that

 The epilogue was crap

 Cause we all know it was crap and

I want JK Rowling to say

 That Voldemort had a son

 And the story's just begun

And I want JK Rowling to say

 That she's writing book 8

A lot of people I know want to hear the tale

Of the mysterious veil

I really do think it's a dimensional portal

And I think that Sirius is in Middle Earth

And I know I wanna hear the one

About Hagrid's dad and Hagrid's mum

I really do think that that's nearly impossible

And I think there's probably a good story there

For Book Eight

 I want a book eight

I want a book eight

And I want JK Rowling to say that

 The epilogue was crap

 cause we all know it was crap and

I want JK Rowling to say

 That Voldemort had a son

 And the story's just begun

And I want JK Rowling to say

 That she's writing book eight

 She could call it Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storge

 Or Harry Potter and the (whatever Hank wants here) x4

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

 And I want a book eight

I want a book eight

 Oh Harry Potter

Good luck and DFTBA.

Nerdfighters!