Capo 3rd fret
Standard (EADGBE)
1)
Well, oot of the east, there came a hard man,
Ohhoohh, all the way from Brigto n
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah ,
Cod liver oil and the orange jui ce.
2)
Well, he went intae a pub and he come oot paralytic,
Ohhoohh, VP and cider,
Aahhahh, what a hell of a mixture,
Cod liver oil and the orange jui ce.
Sex rears its ugly head now!"
3)
Does this bus go to the Danister Parlae
Ohhoohh, I'm lookin' for a lumber,
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah ,
Cod liver oil and the orange jui ce.
"Eyes up the talent, and lo, and behold..."
4)
In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary,
Ohhohh, the flo(w)er o' the Gorbe ls,
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah ,
Cod liver oil and the orange jui ce.
Spoken: "He chats her up.."
5)
"Ah, noo, Mary, are ye dancin'?"
"Oh, no, it's jest the way I'm standin'"
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah ,
Cod liver oil and the orange jui ce.
"Rebuffed!"
6)
"Well, then, Mary, you're one in a million",
"Ohhohh, so's yer chances !"
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah ,
Cod liver oil and the orange ju ice.
"Rebuffed again!"
7)
"Well, then, Mary, can I run ye hame?
Ohhoohh, I've got a pair of sandshoes
Aahhaahh," yer hell of a funny... "
Cod liver oil and the orange juic e.
"Never say die; sways aboot non-chalantly pickin' his nails wi' 'is bayonet; an 'e
knocks 'er off!..."
8)
Well, doon through the back close, and intae the dunny,
Ohhoohh, it wasnae for the first time,
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah ,
Cod liver oil and the orange jui ce.
9)
Then oot came her mammy, she was goin' tae the cludgie
Ohhoohh, I half-buggered off Sharpish
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
Cod liver oil and the orange ju ice.
 
10)
Noo Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man
Ohhoohh, he's joined the Foreign Legion
Aahhaahh, Sahara under a cam el
Cod liver oil and the orange ju ice
11)
Then Hairy Mary had a little baby,
Ohhoohh, his father's in the army,
Aahhaahh, glory halleluj ah,
Cod liver oil and the orange ju ice.
Hmm... Those chords don't do it from me... I played along with my copy of Hamish'
version, and came up with these. For the talking bits, alternate between and
. Mr. Imlach only needs one but I cannae talk that fast...