Twenty Four Hour Garage People Chords

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E I Afancy I'll open a Estationers, Astock quaint notepads for Eweekend pagans

AWhile you were out at the ERollright stones, I B7came and set fire to your Eshed

 'Cos you Eprobably work at an all night garage

 You Aprobably work at an Eall night garage

 You probably work at an all night garage with B7talk radio Eon.

And you curse my soul if I don't want petrol

ACurse my soul 'cos IE don't want petrol

 I only came down for a tube of Pringles, B7sour cream and Echives.

EAnd because you've got to get up off your fat arse to go and get my crisps

And you've got to go 'round the counter and it's really inconvenient

And when you come back you toss them into that sliding metal tray device

Thing that separates us, and you say "one pound thirty five".

As opposed to "that'll be one pound thirty five please sir"

This is of course done to annoy me but has the opposite effect

Of amusing me no end, because suddenly I've got other things to buy.

EI'll have two scotch eggs and a jar of Marmite

ATwo scotch eggs and a Ejar of Marmite

 Two scotch eggs and a jar of Marmite,B7 what sandwiches have you Egot?

EWell now you become quite irate and your voice becomes louder

And you start to sound like Leadbelly at the depot.

I got ham. I got cheese, I got chicken, I got beef

I got tuna sweetcorn, I've got tuna sweetcorn.

EI'll have ten Kit-Kat's and a motoring atlas

ATen Kit-Kat's and a Emotoring atlas

 And a blue CD on the Hallmark label -B7 that's sure to be Egood.

E A E E B7 E E A E E B7 E

EOh he went to play golf of a Sunday morn just a B7mile and a half from Etown

 His head was found on the driving range and his B7body has never been Efound.