Thems The Vagaries Chords

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AYou may have to rescue me from Elimestone quarries frequently

 Those Dcorporate stunt shows you attend - you'll Anever get asked Eback again.

 Say, Ahello spinal curvature Eget used to the mirthless furniture

DNow we've kissed I've written this list I Athought you ought to Eknow.

AThem's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, Ethem's the vagaries

 Them's the vagaries, Dthem's the vagaries, them's the vagaAriesE.

 Well I'll Anot sit backwards on the train

 I can't Esay I'll always flush the chain

 And what DI call pleasure you may call pain -A I'm talking five day Etests.

APrepare to lose your dignity Eas I ride to victory

DDown the aisles at Tesco wearing Anothing much at Eall.

A♯Ancient pack horse Gmbridges we'll aCvoidD

D♯Marajuana Cmbores must be destroDyed.

ABin men, thin men, lexicographers, Esquid yes not so octopus

DEgg sandwiches on coach trips in June - AI simply won't be Ethere.

ANo way joke shop excrement, Edon't say the lightshow's excellent

DIt makes you smell of the laboratory instead of aA fan of the Eband.

AThem's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, Ethem's the vagaries

 Them's the vagaries, Dthem's the vagaries, them's the vagaAries.E

 Oh ABrit Pop, turquoise, chips with apricot

ESheepskin noseband, kids in Aldershot

DYou point to finches in my yard and you ask A"what's them things Ethere?"

AThem's the aviaries, them's the aviaries, Ethem's the aviaries

 Them's the aviaries Dand I've been saving these things just for AyouE

 For Ayou, E for Ayou,E for Ayou.E A