The Trumpton Riots Chords

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A G D A

AUnemployments Grising

 In the DChigley end of Atown

 And it's Aspeading like pneuGmonia;

 Doesn't Dlook like going dAown.

 There's Atrouble at the fGire station;

DSomeone's had the Asack.

 And the Alads have organGised a scheme

 To get Drid of CaAptain Flack.

C A G D A C A G D A

Tell PC McGarry

To get himself a mate.

And arm themselves with C.S.Gas

They're gonna be out late.

We've had Kant conformism since 1966.

And now subversions in the air

In the shape of flying bricks!

C

FSomeone get a message through

 To CCaptain Snort

 That they Ebetter start assembling

 The Amboys from the fort.

FKeep Mrs. Honeyman Cright out of sight,

 'Cause there's Egonna be riot

 Down in ATrumpton Tonight.

A G D A

All this aristocracy

Has really got to stop.

We'll overthrow the surgery

And kidnap Doctor Mop

And Chigley Militant Socialists

Will storm the market square

And make plans to assasinate

Our autocratic mayor!

Windy Militant rages past

With Corn grinders to war

With windmill sails and bombs with nails

They smash the town hall door.

But Snorty and the boys arrive

With one big erstwhile crew

Whereupon they bring about

A military coup.

Chorus