Standard (EADGBE)

Here she lies in the fleecy gown

by my side in the eiderdown

but she can't get a ticket to morning town

cause I have restless legs

Boring though this film may be

Slumber still won't visit thee

so long as you stay next to me

for I have restless legs

Milky drink and sudafed

that should sort you out she said

as I kicked myself clean out of the bed

praise these restless legs

Homeopathic cures I sort

all in all its come to nought

I wish it was some astronaut

who had these restless legs

4 o 6 and I’m wide awake

and uncontrollable urge to take

a 5 mile hike around the Ogwen Lake

just to stretch these restless legs

No sympathy from Uncle Greg

nor indeed from Aunty Meg

but thank god I’m not Jake the peg

with a extra restless leg

So come the day when I don’t exist

And worms are flying through the graveyard mist

don’t go botherin' the exorcist

its just my restless legs

its just my restless legs