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 Oh Mr Leary, I feel so dreary - I should have stuck to my pint of beer-y

 But peers at Uni said get in tune-y and as they chided I so decided

 I wanted karma like Mr Lama, dear Prudence and all the students

 But Wavy Davy, the tab you gave me done took my head to a stilt emporium

 If it's a Tuesday, this must be Thursday

 Because on Friday my mind went that away.

 The milk was pinstriped, my aunts were uncles

 Now two jackdaws flew out the speakers

 Congratulations - hallucinations, hallelujah I feel peculiar

 Helter Skelter, Gimme Shelter, dial a guru - how do you do?

 I sold me Berghaus, I took a year out, consulted Fodor, hired a rickshaw

 But Maharishi Navratilova was just a scouser in a big pullover.

 Na nana na na, na nana na na

 Na nana na na, na nana na na

 Na nana na na, na nana na na

 Na nana na na, Ravi Shankar.

 Na nana na na, na nana na na

 Na nana na na, na nana na na

 Na nana na na, na nana na na

 Na nana na na, Ravi Shankar.