Mate Of The Bloke Chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C E Am F D7 G C

CBeware of the Eman Fwho only shows you the Gbest bits

CBeware of the Eband Fwho type out their Gset lists

AmSometimes instead of Arthur GLee

AmI'd much prefer some Arthur GLowe

CAnd with you by my Eside

FI would aspire to Gascend

CSuch heights where we'd Efind

FTears and laughter cease Gto matter

AmAnd we'd be pleasantly surprGised

AmBy our annual D7water Gbill

CI'm an early 'til Elate, indisAmpensable Fmate

Of the D7bloke who Gdoes the CPA

CI can lend or ofEfend, I can Ammend and beFfriend

As I D7help to set Gup the CPA

CI found myself being Esued

FBy the firm Moore O'GFerrall

CI'd sprayed a graffEito onto

FOne of their Ghoardings

AmIt was for Monsters of GRock

AmAnd I'd sprayed "In Church Hall if D7wetG"

CThey were sealing my Efate

AmWhen I said "But I'm a Fmate

Of the D7bloke who Gdoes the CPA"

CAnd the magistErate, he was a Ammate of a Fmate

Of the D7bloke who sets Gup the CPA

So throw it out of court

Middle eight

C E F G

Am G Am D7 G

C E Am F D7 G C

CI'm a mate of the bloke

I'm a Gmate of the bloke

GI'm a mate of the bloke

CI'm a mate of the bloke

I'm a Gmate of the bloke

GI'm a mate of the bloke

CI'm a mate of the bloke

I'm a Gmate of the bloke

GI'm a mate of the bloke

CI'm a mate of the bloke

I'm a Gmate of the bloke

GI'm a mate of the bloke

CI'm lost without an inside C7pocket

I'm lCost without an inside Gpocket

CI can fEind my way hAmome from SieFrra D7Leone

But I'm D7lost without an Ginside Cpocket

I'm D7lost without an Ginside Cpocket

Thanks to oily_stage for his submission which got me started - I think this

is a bit more complete.

The only thing I'm missing is the chord played quickly between "Of the bloke

who does the PA" and its repeat, but you can play the song without it. Let

me know if you can figure out what the chord is!