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She stayed with me until

 She moved to Notting Hill

 She said it was the place she had to be.

 Where the cocaine is Free Trade

 And frequently displayed

 Is the Buena Vista Social club CD

I thought she'd be back in 3 weeks

 And we'd go wandering The Peaks

Sojourn in my Uncle Joe's ashram

 For when you're in Matlock Bath

 You don't need Sylvia Plath

Not while they've got Mrs Gibson's jam

 Alas I'm brooding alone by the runnel

 While she's in Capri with her swain

 And the light at the end of the tunnel

 Is the light of an oncoming train

Well we both grew up in Eyam

 And strange as it may seem

Neither of us thought we'd ever leave

 But the beak in Leek is weak

 And she's moved in, so to speak,

 With featureless TV producer Steve.

And now it's all Eva Cassidy

 And aphids in Picardy

 And so I can only ascertain

 That the light at the end of the tunnel

 Is the light of an oncoming train

No frills, handy for the hills

Thats the way you spell New Mills

 Alas I'm brooding alone by the runnel

 While she's in Capri with her swain

 And the light at the end of the tunnel

 Is the light of an oncoming train

 Is the light of an oncoming train