Standard (EADGBE)

Assorted nautical jigsaws, horticultural sideshows

Another castle by Edward the First

Another manor house supposedly cursed

Don't they realise we're easily pleased

Don't they know that all they really got to do is give us bubblewrap

 Give us bubblewrap, give us bubblewrap

 And stick the Apple Mac in the car park.

Take a typical warlord; psychological nightmare

The inhumanity, oppression and greed

 The stiff missionary, the porcine feed

Megalomaniacal, loaded for bear

I think your diplomat should get over there and give him bubblewrap

 Give him bubblewrap, give him bubblewrap

 And tell him baccarat is illegal.

Millwall Friday afternoon, so much so for Brig O'Doon

 Oh sing song, ping pong, fish fry, whist drive

Nurse just throw another log upon the fire and give us bubblewrap

 Give us bubblewrap, give us bubblewrap

 Double wrap, other crap, have it back, river cruise

 Dinner queues, Bladder News, innertubes.