Standard (EADGBE)
Assorted nautical jigsaws, horticultural sideshows
Another castle by Edward the First
Another manor house supposedly cursed
Don't they realise we're easily pleased
Don't they know that all they really got to do is give us bubblewrap
Give us bubblewrap, give us bubblewrap
And stick the Apple Mac in the car park.
Take a typical warlord; psychological nightmare
The inhumanity, oppression and greed
The stiff missionary, the porcine feed
Megalomaniacal, loaded for bear
I think your diplomat should get over there and give him bubblewrap
Give him bubblewrap, give him bubblewrap
And tell him baccarat is illegal.
Millwall Friday afternoon, so much so for Brig O'Doon
Oh sing song, ping pong, fish fry, whist drive
Nurse just throw another log upon the fire and give us bubblewrap
Give us bubblewrap, give us bubblewrap
Double wrap, other crap, have it back, river cruise
Dinner queues, Bladder News, innertubes.