Standard (EADGBE)

Bleak cheap interview, pool cue fancy pants

Chic Bates apricot, short term sweat.

Hamstring monument, shark shit welterweight

Topsoil Chapterhouse, Christ like mince.

Four skinny indie kids, four skinny indie kids

Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer

Four skinny indie kids, four skinny indie kids

Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer.

Sanskrit tantamount, slide flag Dunstable

Late pen Saltergate, Belsize squat.

Tripswitch hinterland, slack jaw Boys Brigade

Krooklok Murgatroyd, website nonce.

Four skinny indie kids, four skinny indie kids

Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer

Four skinny indie kids, four skinny indie kids

Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer.

 We've got lo-fi, we've got tie-dye, we've got grey and brown and black

 We've got stickers on guitars; we've got a tape for Steve Lamacq

 We've got celibate lead singers; we've got Sebadoh's and Docs

 But what ain't we got? We ain't got mates.

We're forever slagging off the majors - till they dangle us their wages.

 One two three

Four skinny indie kids, four skinny indie kids

Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer

Four skinny indie kids, four skinny indie kids

Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer

Four skinny indie kids, four skinny indie kids

Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer

Four skinny indie kids, four skinny indie kids

Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer

 In a Camden boozer, in a Camden boozer tonight.