Standard (EADGBE)

Bubble perm, ever since your bubble perm

 I've gone ex-directory, just in case you need me.

Swivel chair, in your leather swivel chair

 You can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray.

 She's the main man in the office in the city

 And she treats me like I'm just another lackey

 But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

 And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

Executive, think you're all executive

 But I can still upset you with Millican and Nesbitt.

Acumen, loads of business acumen

 But can you remember when you would die for Flintlock?

Mary, oh Mary - quite ordinary

 Tell me how does your C D Collection grow?

 With Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'Pau,

 Everything's AOR.

 She's the main man in the office in the city

 And she treats me like I'm just another lackey

 But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

 And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

 She's the main man in the office in the city

 I remember though when she was reading Jackie

 But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

 And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.