Standard (EADGBE)
Lord, Ive tried the best I can
Ive asked everybody in Kazakhstan
but I still dont understand
Bob Wilson anchorman.
(Chords are the same throughout)
Ive been to Kent, Gwent and Senegal
Ive even been to look for Jim Rosenthal
Found him on his knees at the Wailing Wall, crying
Bob Wilson anchorman.
Well I marvel at the things we find beneath the ground
And that man can go faster than the speed of sound
But I still cant get my head around
Bob Wilson anchorman.
Im cold and Im hungry and Im in Dundalk
Ive got no bus fare; Ive got to walk
Its raining soup and Ive got a fork
Where be my camper van?
Well Id like to meet Stephenson, the engineer
And Id like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer
And Id love to meet the bloke who had the bright idea of
Bob Wilson anchorman.