Standard (EADGBE)
Jesus Christ - come on down!
If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow
You need butter, milk and cheese
And an equilateral chainsaw.
In debt I owe someone a fiver; maybe I should try my hand at drag
James Dean was just a careless driver
And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag.
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
Mary had a little lamb the doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded.
They've been cooking on Blue Peter now they're sampling the dishes
'I don't normally like tomatoes John
But this is delicious'.
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn't tell the bread
Did you honestly think that they would?
And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskers
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.