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 Jesus Christ - come on down!

 If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow

 You need butter, milk and cheese

 And an equilateral chainsaw.

In debt I owe someone a fiver; maybe I should try my hand at drag

James Dean was just a careless driver

 And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag.

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.

Mary had a little lamb the doctors were astounded

Everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded.

 They've been cooking on Blue Peter now they're sampling the dishes

 'I don't normally like tomatoes John

 But this is delicious'.

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.

 Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn't tell the bread

 Did you honestly think that they would?

 And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskers

 Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.