27 Yards Of Dental Floss Chords

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EWell. I told her that I thought life's too short

And we really should go for a ride;

Paul's just phoned - the war's postponed

So come on I've got the Plymouth outside.

 The Asky's a bit dull but the fridge is full

Things could be a lot worse -

 It's Enot like you've been captured by Barbary corsairs,

 I said "B7let's head Winchester way" Ashe said "been yeaterday"

E27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile.

EFired by wine she was almost mine

'Til a fight broke out in the bar;

Third Rate Les in his Burberry fez

Had gone just a little too far,

ANailing down his baling wire to the laminate floor

 He Esang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore,

 I said "B7would you like to go the zoo?" Ashe said "yeah, but not with you"

E27 yards of dental floss but she still won't give me a smile.

B7I'm King Euphoria, Ashe's Queen Victoria

E27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile

 I'm B7clowning by the Serpentine, Ashe's still drinking turpentine

EWill she ever shine a light on me?