Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Everything's bad for you, honey, everything's bad for you

Don't forget what they told ya, you'll never be older,

 Cause everything's bad for you.

Don't laugh too much, or cry too much,

 Or eat a candy bar for your lunch

If hope don't dope or hate the Pope <-(not sure on these lyrics)

Or use unhypoallergenic soap

Don't eat don't chew don't drive your car

 Or pick up strange men from the bar

Pet stray cats or smoke cigars

Cause all of it's bad for you

 Ohh- Everything's bad for you

 From the sun and the sky and the gum on your shoe

Sleepin' in too much and havin' nothin' to do

 Oh everything's bad for you

Everything's bad for you

Rock and roll, and the government too

Swearin' and starin' into swimmin' pools

Everything's bad for you

T.V. shows and magazines

Huffin' on markers and gasoline

Dressin' like a tramp or a beauty queen

Tryin' to get to Heaven when your hands ain't clean

 Ohh- Everything's bad for you

 From the sun and the sky and the gum on your shoe

Sleepin' in too much and havin' nothin' to do

 Oh everything's bad for you

 Oh everything's bad for you

 Oh everything's bad for you

Last notes: The last verse and last chorus were not in the Daywalker Session either.

I promise I didn't make them up. They were in the video I tabbed from.