Nitro Burning Funny Bong Chords by Gwar | Songsterr Tabs with Rhythm

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro riff

E-11b12-| (repeat A lot)

EAhhh...sBweet yC♯outh G♯ A

The joys oG♯f beF♯coming aF♯ teG♯enaF♯ge prEostitute

EOr in my caBse a bC♯looG♯d-cArazC♯ed BglaBdiC♯atoBr F♯ E

Til I got sEtuck on this planet and got D♯hooked

on the weed and the Ecrack and the booze and the piBlls and the speed

And the Esex and the mud and blD♯ood and the shit

LC♯et's all go and hBit

ENitro-buErning fC♯unny bEong

EJust one Ehit, your lC♯ife goes wErong

ENitro-bEurning C♯funny bEong

EAnother sEtupid C♯stoner sEong

Fat and lame

The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed

By a bong, and a schlong

Yes now we have all seen how things can go wrong

Now my brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased

Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees

A swarm of narcotics could get me through this

My manager's gonna be pissed

I'm talkin' 'bout the

Nitro-burning funny bong

EOh, can you tBake it

EOh, do a mBonster

EOh, can you dBeal with it?

BWe won't respect you unless you get high with the boys

E B C♯ G♯ A G♯ F♯ F♯ G♯ F♯ E

E(gBuiC♯tarG♯ 2 AreG♯peaBt BthC♯rouBghF♯ neExt verse until "I'm sucking...")

ENow I'm oD♯ld

ETrapped in my cell as I cBultivate mold

EIn the twilight of my years

C♯I am still a drug aBddict

EI'm sucking all night long on a tBen foot bong

EMoistened with lotion,

C♯wrapped in a saBrong. YEou know I live like a kBing

But I act like a faC♯ggot B

EOnce was a warrior, nD♯ow just a sponge

EHigh all the time got a dBick like a muskellunge

EMy glorious destiny D♯it turned to shit

C♯Can I get another hBit?

From the nitro-burning funny bong

Nitro-burning funny bong

Oh, can you take it?

Oh, do a monster

Oh, can you deal with it?

We won't respect you unless you get high with the

ENitro-buErning fC♯unny bEong

BNitro-burning funny bong

Nitro-burning funny bong

EOh, can you tD♯ake Bit

EOh, do a moD♯nster

B C♯ B G♯ F♯ E