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Now broken hearted people always seem to drink and

tryin' to drown those sorrows ain't as easy as you think

 But living with a liar is a hard old way to go

 Laughin' just to keep from crying ain't no way to grow old

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 So take me to a barroom driver set me on a stool

 If I can't be her man I'm damned if I'll be her fool

 They say that whiskey ain't the best way, but then I ain't too smart

 to think I just found out she was lyin' from the start

 So if this is nothing but a bad joke lookin' for a laugh

hold on to your lampshade darlin' cause I'm looking for a hat

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 So get this taxi movin' cause I got no time to lose

 there's no time to be choosy, any old bar will do

 cause I'm lookin' to get silly and I'm lookin' to get loose

 and if that don't get it done darlin', I'll come looking for you

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