Standard (EADGBE)

It was long ago

 seems like a dream

 the day I sucked the air

 from a bottle of whipped cream

 and I got real high

 and things got real slow

and I started talking like this

 whats going on? I don't know

 and then I sold my car

For a greatful dead ticket

 and my dad yelled at me

 and he grounded me

 and he said I was a dick It was the worst day of my life

 and ill never forget it

 but the very next day

 I was doing bong hits in the back of my friends chevete

 so don't tell me we're winning the war on drugs

 cause drugs are like a big old can of Raid and you're all little bugs

 and don't tell me to not get high

 cause im as low as i can get without kissing your ass and blowing you at the same time

Chorus

man don't tell me about love and peace

 when one of the Jones' has a hand gun pointing at me

 dont tell me to "Just say no"

 am an addict, I say no to let me go

whatever happened to sex drugs and rock and roll?

now we just have aids, crack and techno

so they busted me!

I said I say, fuck them up for selling dope

 and i went to jail and I wasn't forgiven

like that little fucker who shot the pope and said

I have the right to remain silent

but they couldn't explain

 how i didn't exist no I wasnt violent

 cause all i ever wanted is the right to remain

 and then they questioned me, yeah they asked me

why?

 and I said I don't think I should be shot for selling pot

 this is my little way of saying...

 high, and now my record is all fucked up

and im not allowed to vote

 and two times a week they make me piss in a cup

 but what i wanna do is piss down their throats

Chorus

man don't tell me about love and peace

 when one of the Jones' has a hand gun pointing at me

 dont tell me to just say no

 im an addict, I say no to let me go

whatever happened to sex drugs and rock and roll?

now we just have aids, crack and techno.