Standard (EADGBE)

 Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?

 Lydia the tattooed lady

 She has eyes that folks adore so

 And a torso even more so

 Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia

 Oh Lydia, the queen of tattoo

 On her back is the Battle of Waterloo

 Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus, too

 And proudly above waves the red, white and blue

 You can learn a lot from Lydia

 (la la la, la la la)

 (la la la, la la la)

 When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world

 If you step up and tell her where

For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree

 Or Washington crossing the Delaware

 (la la la, la la la)

 (la la la, la la la)

 Ah Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?

 Oh Lydia the tattooed lady

 When her muscles start relaxin'

 Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson

 Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia

 Oh Lydia, the queen of them all

 For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz

 With a view of Niagara that nobody has

 And on a clear day, you can see Alcatraz

 You can learn a lot from Lydia

 (la la la, la la la)

 (la la la, la la la)

 Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso

 Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso

Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon

 Here's Godiva but with her pajamas on

 (la la la, la la la)

 (la la la, la la la)

 Here is Grover Whelan unveilin' the Tri-lon

 Over on the west coast we have Treasure Isle-on

Here's Nijinski a-doin' the rumba

 Here's her social security numbah

 (Whistling instead of singing la la la...)

 (Whistling instead of singing la la la...)

 Ah Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia

 Oh Lydia, the champ of them all

 She once swept an admiral clear off his feet

 The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat

 And now the old boy's in command of the fleet

 For he went and married Lydia