Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 V1: I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen

  It's not available; if you try it once you will die

  Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over

  Your exploded body, over your exploded body

 V2: "You love to party" - What's not to love?

  The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like

  Droopy eyed armless children, that's

  How I party, that's how I party

C1(1): I was bangin'

  seven gram rocks, that's how I roll (WINNING)

  I have one gear: GO (EPIC WINNING)

  "Are you bipolar?" I'm bi-winning

  Win here, win there, win, win, every...

 B: where..where.. where.. (absolute victory)

  Everywhere..where.. where.. (I'm on a quest)

  We're gonna win everywhere

  Right every single wroooo--oooo--oooong

(1): I'm a

  total frickin' rock star from Mars (WINNING)

  Come on bro, I got tiger blood (WINNING)

  You borrow my brain you're like "DUDE, can't handle it"

  Win here, win there, win, win, everywhere

 C&R: I've got a list; help me sort this

  From the epic win to the desperately winless

  Chicken nuggets (WINNING)

  Bubblegum (WINNING)

  Pretending to text to

  avoid someone (EPIC WINNING)

  Slow dancing (WINNING)

  Slow pantsing (WINNING)

  Breakin the rules of the

  Geneva conventions (WEAK)

  Adonis blood (WINNING)

  Violent love (WINNING)

  Givin' needy women

  caresses and hugs (EPIC WINNING)

  Childbirth (WINNING)

  Colin Firth (WINNING)

  Tinky Winky's purse... Duh!

  (WINNING, WINNING)

C1(2): (I-I-I-I-)I was bangin'

  seven gram rocks, that's how I roll (WINNING)

  I have one gear: GO (EPIC WINNING)

  "Are you bipolar?" I'm bi-winning

  Win here, with there, win, win, everywhere

(2): I'm a

  total frickin' rock star from Mars (WINNING)

  Come on bro, I got tiger blood (WINNING)

  You borrow my brain you're like "DUDE, can't handle it"

  Win here, with there, win, win, everywhere..where

| p pull-off

 | no chord

| V verse

| C chorus

| B bridge

| C&R call and response section