Misery Chords

Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

AmVirginia was a lot lizard from F.L.A.

 She had a compound fracture in the Etrunk

 It Amstarted when she ran away

DmThumbs out on the Finterstate

 She Ehitched a ride to miserAmy

Mr. Whirly had a catastrophic incident

 He fell into the city by the Ebay

 He Amliquidated his estate

DmNow he sleeps upon the FHaight

EPanhandling miserAmy

Chorus

 And he's gonna get Ehigh high high

 When he's Amlow low low

 The Efire burns from better Amdays

 And she screams Ewhy oh why

 I said AmI don't know

 The cDmatastrophic Fhymns from Eyesterday

 Of misery Am

Verse 2

Vinnie was a hustler out of Amsterdam

He ran the drug cartel in Tinsel town

They found him in a cadillac

Bludgeoned with a baseball bat in the name

Of misery

Gina hit the road to New York City

Mysteriously the night Vinnie croaked

She stopped in Vegas to elope

With Virginia and the dope

And kissed the bride eternally

Chorus

And they're gonna get high high high

When they're low low low

The fire burns from better days

And she screams why oh why

I said I don't know

The catastrophic hymns from yesterday

Of misery

FHell hounds on your Etrail now once aAmgain boy

FIt's groping on yourE leg until it slAmeeps

FThe emptiness will fEill your soul wiAmth sorrow

F'Cause it's not what you make it's what you Eleave

Mandolin and guitar solo

just play the same chords over the top!

 And we're gonna getE high high high

 When we'reAm low low low

 The Efire burns from better Amdays

 And she screams Ewhy oh why

 I said AmI don't know

 The cDmatastrophic Fhymns from Eyesterday

 Of misery Am

End on Am

That's all folks!