Standard (EADGBE)

Do you have the time

To listen to me whine

About nothing and everything all at once

I am one of those

Melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it

Chorus

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid?

 I'm just stoned

Interlude

x2

Verse

I went to a shrink

To analyze my dreams

She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down

I went to a whore

He said my life is a bore

And quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down

Chorus x1

Interlude

x4

Bridge

Grasping to control

(quiet)

So you better hold on

Verse x2

Chorus x1

Outro

x4

Done!