Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Do you have the time

To listen to me whine

 About nothing and everything

 All at once

I am one of those

Melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone

 No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

 It all keeps adding up

 I think I'm cracking up

 Am I just paranoid?

  (*)

Am I just stoned?

Riff

* * * * x2

 I went to a shrink

 To analyze my dreams

 She says it's lack of sex

 That's bringing me down

 I went to a whore

 He said my life's a bore

 So quit my whining cause

 It's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

 It all keeps adding up

 I think I'm cracking up

 Am I just paranoid?

  (*)

Uh, yuh, yuh, ya

Riff

* * * * x4

Grasping to control

So I better hold on

x2

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

 It all keeps adding up

 I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid?

 Am I just stoned?

x 4