Standard (EADGBE)

Well, I'm a Wasted Rock Ranger, I live a life of danger

 On the road to find a higher high

I don't need no one's affection, All I need is my injection,

 My out of tune Les Paul will get me by

I've been doin' gigs since I was ten and really can't remember when

 I ever had a dollar to my name

My ears are blown, my eyes are red, I've got big holes inside my head

 From snorting too much crystal and cocaine

I have bennies with the mornin' toast, Qualudes with the evenin' roast

 Assorted snorts of powder in between

I don't think a days gone by, That I wasn't drunk or high

 It's the only way I keep my sanity

From Keggers Den to Hootersville, My flamming dreams have topped the bill

 A thousand empty bottles earned my name

Endless dreams of one night stands, Sharing gigs with half-ass bands

 And all the local groupies lay the same

Well I coulda' had a payin' job, workin' for some fucked up slob

 Wife or family, true security

But I left that shit behind, With all that heavy metal grind

 'Cause Rock & Roll is in my blood to stay (among other things...)

Hey! You're a Wasted Rock Ranger, You'll live a life of danger

 Sing this song and follow it to the end

And when you reach number one **You can overdose for fun**

 And go and visit Jimi and his friends

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(solo)x8

Hey! You're a Wasted Rock Ranger, You'll live a life of danger

 Sing this song and follow it 'till the end

And when we reach number one **We'll all overdose for fun**

 And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends (Yee-Haa)